Patches!

Gotta hole in your clothes? Stick a patch on it. Heck, you don’t even need a hole, you can just put a patch on it anyway! These are the loveliest patches ever. You can sew them on, or just use a safety pin for our patented Bocky-punk-rock look. Flexibility rules!

 

PT PATCH SET!

What must your leather jacket have looked like BEFORE we made these here patches? We shudder to think.

Get yer patch set here! Set of 6 (six) includes:

-ONE SHIELD PATCH
-ONE SAINT BOTOLPH’S TOWN PATCH
-ONE FLUFFY PATCH (THIS ONE SAYS “THE BUNNIES ARE COMING”)
-ONE BABY TREE PATCH (THIS ONE SAYS “ALL ABOARD THE BABY TREE”)
-ONE JACK D’OR PATCH (THIS ONE SAYS “JACK D’OR MUST DIE”)
-ONE FIELDMOUSE PATCH (THIS ONE IS ADORABLE)

These make great back to school gifts for your beer-loving schoolchildren*. We will ship these to you for free. We might sprinkle magic in the packaging.

*We do not endorse giving beer-related things to schoolchildren.

Price: $25.00